you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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