butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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