was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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