I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize