If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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