Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
