): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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