The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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