anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
