so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
The air taste purple.
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