Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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