it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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