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(563): View more from Iowa

I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?

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(206): View more from Washington

second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be

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(813): View more from Florida

I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.

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(970): View more from Colorado

my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,

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(407): View more from Florida

so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.

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(773): View more from Illinois

did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat

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