so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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