he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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