Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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