He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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