is your mom at the bar?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Terrible idea I love it
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
