TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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