So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Best friends brother. Beat that.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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