ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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