You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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