So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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