butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Alive.
So much puke
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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