is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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