I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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