And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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