The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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