super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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