That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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