I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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