Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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