do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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