You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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