I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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