She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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