Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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