There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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