your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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