: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I forget how to act sober
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