me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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