West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Drunk is a universal language darling
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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