As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
