I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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