haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
This is my gift to your gina
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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