They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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