Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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