Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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