i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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