Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
