Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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