And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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