absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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