Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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