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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  WTF??? Isn't he married??

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.

  (231): View more from Michigan

  He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He literally asked permission to hit on me

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