windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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